if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
This is my new favorite insult.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
I’m glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.
He tried really hard to be called the “real life Tony Stark” and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart
Remember, this is why your party needs the Bard. It’s not because of the Lute. ;)
My parents still do. They can’t fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.
Almost no one in your bubble/perception unfortunately. There are still lots of people that are only aware of him being a POS but still think he’s a genius.
Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.
Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.
watermarking a tweet in response to a tweet, neither of which are yours, is crazy
(i get it’s probably not you OP, ur good)
Like when he said that the CyberTruck beat a
PorchePorsche 911 in a quarter mile whilst towing aPorchePorsche 911, but Engineering Explained did the math and called BS. Then backed up the math by actually doing the quarter mile to prove it.Said by the person with the product that literally controls what you see.
I guess I don’t have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can’t see them. They’re not real.
I also can’t see billionaires money. I guess they’re actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻♂️
ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.
Gluons made the giraffes gay.
So how many minutes did it take before his account was perma banned.
Genius move really
/s