Nobody tell her about daemons.
“Hacker folklore that pays homage to ‘wizards’ and speaks of incantations and demons has too much psychological truthfulness about it to be entirely a joke.”
—The Jargon File
time.sleep() not found. Deamon exited. Child p_id=29 killed.
I mean… sacrifice child is a whole new one to me! Clearly whoever programmed that in knew what they were doing.
Yeah lol I’m familiar with “kill child” in a process management context, but I’ve never seen the word “sacrifice” come up. Is that a thing?
/*
- If any of p’s children has a different mm and is eligible for kill,
- the one with the highest oom_badness() score is sacrificed for its
- parent. This attempts to lose the minimal amount of work done while
- still freeing memory. */
At this stage kernel 2.6 is ancient culture.
CentOS is coming for your children!!!1
I love that she sees a screen of text she doesn’t understand, finds a few parts she does and freaks out, but turns out she doesn’t understand those either.
Translation: “HELP I JUST BOUGHT THIS THING OFF AMAZON THAT’S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME FREE TV TO DISTRACT MY KIDS BUT NOW ITS SAYING THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND AND IM SCARED”
Also, please someone send her a L1ZY
I’m not even at the point of processing if this is satire or not. Is the context that killing a process is offensive? I mean I get ‘sacrifice child’, but ‘kill process’?
Kill, process, or sacrifice child