• Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    12·
    1 month ago

    To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.

    To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.

  • masquenox@lemmy.world
    10·
    1 month ago

    To every employer I’ve ever had:

    Thanks for inadvertantly teaching me that those commies were onto something.

  • SavvyWolf@pawb.socialEnglish
    5·
    1 month ago

    “I hope your guilt about how you treated me makes you resolve to be a better person.”

    … Yeah, I know I could probably be more vulgar, but ultimately that just keeps the cycle of hate going. And besides, teenagers gonna teenager.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      6·
      1 month ago

      When I was a teen, I did something absolutely despicable. I went before a judge for my crimes, and I did some time and a whole lot of therapy and I definitely became a better person for it. It does not at all absolve me or excuse what I did.

  • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    3·
    1 month ago

    To my teen crush: I’m somewhat sorry for not approaching you, but you gotta understand it’s not easy for a boy in this society to make any advances at all.

  • Lvxferre@mander.xyz
    2·
    1 month ago

    When it comes to the ones still living, I simply tell them. For example, telling my mum that I love her.

    Except maybe my ex-fiancee. She did affect me more than I’d like to admit, but frankly? I don’t want any contact with her, and I already told her everything that I had to.

    For the deceased:

    • relative 1 - I regret not spending more time with you. Drinking yerba, chatting about random stuff. Also I miss the cheesy polenta that you prepared.
    • relative 2 - if you were alive, I’d probably want to get drunk with you once. (Your daughter would get mad at both of us.)
    • relative 3 - I should’ve bought fireworks when you kicked the bucket.
    • friend - dude you’re THE major reason I like and enjoy music nowadays. You were always selling yourself short in this matter, but listening to you talking about songs from all the world was really great.