PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 months agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppets@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
this is true. don’t ask how I know
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.