MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 1 个月前14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down139
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1image14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 1 个月前message-square112fedilink
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down3·1 个月前Sir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 个月前Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
minus-squarehaulyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1 个月前Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
minus-squared00phy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 个月前Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.