Mbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-link"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarenaught@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months ago The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad. Well… said?
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·5 months agoWhich is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.
minus-squareraldone01@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoPid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.
Well… said?
Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.
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Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.