• Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.

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        24 days ago

        florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.

        and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf

        fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again

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        24 days ago

        Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.

        Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?

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          24 days ago

          I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔

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            24 days ago

            You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.