my favourite part is that when the fungi was given robotic legs, all it tried to do is get the fuck away from humans

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood superheroes use steroids to achieve their physiques

I like how the implication is that we’re supposed to be shocked by this information

yeah like tell me something I don’t know.

“This just in: to the surprise of no one, your phone has, in fact, been spying on you from day 1. Now we go to Jim with sports. Jim?”

Canadian netfux can eat a massive bag of penises, all they ever do is increase their prices while removing the stuff I actually liked. I cancelled after their 3rd price increase in 18 months without adding anything of value

I love Les Stroud but I hate how he latched onto that hoaxer whackjob Todd Standing, the guy who comes out with high quality videos of sasquatch faces in tree branches. They’re not moving, it’s not full-body, it’s just their face, and they’re not doing anything besides blinking. He’s got two videos like that of just a face in the trees, and then several more where he claims the sasquatches are attacking him, but they’re “just out of camera view”, where he’s freaking out and waving a torch around, screaming like an idiot.

I just feel like Les could do a lot better. He’s got some compelling footage of weird stuff happening at his solo campsites, and I fully believe his story of what happened when he was filming the Survivorman Alaska episode. Les is legit, he has no reason to make shit up, but Todd Standing is an absolute fraud.

am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke, or

Microsoft already lost an anti-trust suit in 2001. It’s in the article if you care to read it.

I’m so glad someone else mentioned Wild at Heart, that is without a doubt my favourite Cage movie of all time. He’s in vintage form in that film. It’s so funny too, like legitimately funny. Kind of like that one he did with Elijah Wood, The Trust. He was fucking hilarious in that movie, it felt like a return to vintage form, he got creative with it. A lot of people hated it, I guess because of the abrubt ending, but if you focus on Nic’s performance it’s a truly great movie. I’d call that a “hidden gem” for sure. More people need to give it a chance, it really is a great film