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It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

20% used to make you a damned hero. Now they act like you’re short changing them. I’m not tipping someone for running a fuckin cash register. I’ve actually started paying cash again just to avoid this whole emotional trap bullshit.

I’ve seen some that have prefilled tip amounts at 40%? Are you fuckin kidding me? Do you want me to punch you in the face?

Indeed. They make poor lawnmowers.

The new Corvette handles like a supercar. They’re bad ass! They won Car and Driver’s car of the year award, I think last year. But they can’t cut grass…

I have an old friend whose father drove a T-Top Camaro RS when my friend was a freshman in high school. By his sophomore year his dad had upgraded to a newer Camaro SS and gave my friend his RS. Then a few years later his dad upgraded to a Corvette and gave him the SS. A few years after that his dad got a newer Vette and gave him the older Vette. That cycle has continued his entire life. Eventually my friend got a Dodge Viper the same way. Lucky SOB!

Look under the hood

Weird. I walked across the Brooklyn bridge last week, and although I just went from the bridge to the subway, and back to Manhattan, it seemed like a very walkable city.

It’s when you become comfortable being alone that you find the right person. I think it’s because the right person would never be interested in someone who is desperate.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Nice Vette!

We got a new puppy, and he’s smart, and sweet, and goofy, and cute, and we love him.

Have you opened it up yet? I think that if it uses a standard connection then you can probably get it working with Gentoo without any issues, or any distro really. Just buy a card that you know the distro has drivers for. It will never work with Mac OS again though once you swap the hardware, unless you swap it back. It doesn’t sound like you care about that, so it’s a non issue.

Forewarning, Apple solders some components to the board. They’ve done that with RAM before. So, you may need decent desoldering skills to successfully swap it. Otherwise it should be pretty easy. Those mobile NIC are usually really easy to swap. Un-tape the wire that serves as an antenna, remove one small screw, and pop them out. Reverse it to reinstall.

The hardest part is probably going to be getting the case open, but I’m sure there are YouTube videos for that. Take a piece of paper and trace the MacBook. Then tape every screw you remove to the paper from the spot that you removed it from. For example, if you remove a screw from the top right corner, then tape the screw to the top right corner of the traced shape on the paper. You can also just skip tracing it and treat the outside edges of the paper as the outer edges of the case. Anyways, the taping method is how I used to keep track of where every screw goes when I was working on laptops.

Good luck, were all counting on you.

Nice.

It completely depends on the person and the fight. I’m pretty much good to go in a couple minutes unless there was some serious betrayal that led to the fight. My wife needs anywhere between 1 and 3 days. Thankfully we really only fight about once a year, and it’s always over some completely pointless bullshit.

That, plus the scorpions.

They meant you…

If only. Sadly the technology has eluded a country with almost 20,000 cities and 331 million people. We share one homogeneous existence across a land mass of 3.8 million square miles (9.8 SQ KM), completely devoid of sidewalks. Maybe one day…