- things lizardman shapeshifters say
Asses to asses, butts to butts
- things lizardman shapeshifters say
Yeah well I can smell dead people. I am a coroner.
The bullet is in front of him for me 🤔
Well they drew those funny shapes on the front
A real American would put the multiple eggs on top of the bacon
One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?
Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview
Pretty sure they said strike the earth
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Dude’s only 42. He’s got plenty of time. Hell you can’t even get elected these days if you aren’t getting social security.
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
Keeps me regular
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
See you boys at the crab orgy