Judge Qanon strikes again

Where she goes one, we all suffer

Ted Cruz’s former prostitute and abortion kompromat vessel called someone else DEI? That’s too rich.

“Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who…”

Two Corinthians walk into a bar…

“We’re going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don’t have to be politically correct,” he said. “Two Corinthians, 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame … is that the one you like?”

But the crowd tittered, and several of the students audibly corrected him, pointing out that Christians say “Second Corinthians,” not “Two Corinthians.”

Elon Musk denied knowing Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein

Oh, I’m sure it’s not because JPM placed super toxic bets against “mEmE sTocKs” lol.

Get fucked JPM.

Polls are shit. Nearly every single poll had Hillary winning in 2016. How did that go? 😆😂😭

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/

The $upreme Corp. is off the rails. Time for a nationwide protest and perhaps a nationwide labor strike.

Clarence Thomas is unconstitutional. By his own originalist logic, he is only 3/5 of a human and should not be married to a white woman.

Fuck Clarence Thomas.

Good luck getting your money, contractors.

Former California Republican Representative (and Trump ass-sucking sycophant) Devin Nunes is the CEO of Truth Social.

He’s been busy pumping and dumping Russian rubles for Diaper Don.

Judge Greasepalm

With zero moderation and one candidate spewing nothing but lies, they can expect lower future viewership too.

What was even the point, CNN?

Thank you, you are my muse.

Enjoy your Delirium Tremens you human pustule.

“What does the word “delay” even mean…? Amirite?”, asked Judge Qanon.

Trump claims— I’m just gonna stop you right there.

NOW is the proper time for Alito to hang his fucking flag upside down.

JFC.

They were pumping the stock and trying to kill Slack (WORK) at the time before Slack merged with Salesforce (CRM)

Pulled off another trick