I have relatives that I shit you not fear this and believe it is 100% real. It’s so extremely fucking stupid

Another commenter here above would just punch them in the mouth to fix that trouble maker. I wonder if they tried that.

To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

I’m an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They’re out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn’t mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you’re an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that’s only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It’s only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

Ah yes yes, you’re right. Even worse lmao

It would’ve been over if we all would have just listened to him! … And all drank bleach!

Super Mario world with my dad

This is a fun game I recommend to anyone. I eventually got a bit bored but installed the multiverse mod and now have 50x more content to play with

Plankton

That’s just because it’s dried out. Keep it wet and there’s gonna be mold and decomposition. The main preservative at play here is salt. Also used to work at McDonald’s. There was a burger inside of a bag that fell behind the safe that looked pretty normal even though when I found it it was like 10 years old. Was still crazy but I wasn’t surprised though for this reason

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I’m a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

Well more just the military in general. It’s mostly just free college roulette. My uncle got free college but also he was almost blown up in a rocket attack. His friends from the same rocket attack didn’t make it to college…

I mostly hear military people from where I am say “there is free education! You pansies just have to earn it” idk just seems problematic to me haha

That’s true! There can definitely be really good opportunities there. I just like to be contrarian

It’d be cool except the non zero chance of catching a bullet just because I wanted to have benefits other people have for free… and I know that I could be shot in civilian life too. But like, doesn’t that just make it worse

At least it wasn’t in the US. Calling the police on someone for anything has a non zero chance of just getting them straight up murdered. So i was happy to see it was in NZ lol

I’m sure even when you heard it as an 8 year old It wasn’t after you shot someone in the face for no reason. Lmao.

“We’re sowwy 👉👈😔” oh my God just fuck off and forgiveness doesn’t always deserve given. Just do better. Apologizing doesn’t wipe anything away. Just stop letting this shit happen all the time and knowing/thinking people will just half forget about it

I don’t know how they think I could afford subscriptions for every object in my life. There’s no way

Tinder. Really happy, now my wife baby coming soon. Those shitty awful apps can work sometimes

Mechanical engineer is surely some good money. But from experience there’s a big spectrum of pay depending on what her mother specifically did as a molecular biologist. Sounds really intense but biology pays pretty shit sometimes haha. I know molecular biologists with PhDs working for 16 an hour at a nonprofit near me.