The most ambitious crossover

It’s all leading to one final product: VR sex robots

Live to sue another day.

My SO to me after her 12 evenly spaced out morning alarms all occurred during hours 2-4 of my 5 hours of sleep last night.

I’m using part of this comment to inform my monitor purchases for the rest of my life.

Office Space 2 plot revealed

We’re concerned that your home doesn’t look soul crushing enough. Please upgrade your home office by installing fluorescent tube lights and covering your walls with rough faded blue grey cloth, or we’ll need you to come into the office.

I also use the cheapest Walmart ones and they’re fine - much better than the “try 15 angles till you find the right one” cords. The trick is to raise them slowly and gingerly so that you’re not just bunching up the blinds.

My favorite thing about them is the snap-on installation. No more sketchy slide-in plastic cubes with a plastic cover. Just drill the metal clamp on and snap them in. Surprisingly sturdy.

I actually didn’t know the old style was “illegal.” I just thought they were so unpopular that they replaced them, even at the most basic option.

I use DuckDuckGo for search, and it gives you the option to watch full YT videos without actually going to YouTube. I only watch videos that I’ve searched for - not ones that YT suggests to me, so this has been sufficient. Watching this way does not have ads (so far) but it does warn that YT can still use trackers.

Other’s advice (plugins etc.) are probably better overall, but this is the simplest option for me. I haven’t felt the need to find a more robust solution, but that’s only because of how I use YouTube.

Edit - when you click a DDG search result that is YT, this pops up:

In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

The mail carrier used pepper spray to stop the defendant.

Please let there be video. I need it.

So the robots are now more successful at proving they’re human than I am.

Just heard some pundits talking about Andrew Cuomo getting ready to swoop in and run if Adams resigns. They’re gonna elect Andrew fucking Cuomo next, probably.

Complete the set! Further protect your loved ones and property from emotional competitive reactions and other unpredictable gamer movements:

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It’s 2024. You can talk about Cheetos and urine.

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This place is fucked, I’m going back to work at Wendys

Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore