I mean I’ve got a list of difficult to find substances I’m allergic to. Some give me the shits, some give me anaphylaxis and my airway starts to close up, some give me a raah, one just makes my eyeballs itch like crazy.

Edit: read closer. I found a lot of luck with a functional medicine MD with getting to the bottom of a somewhat intransigent diagnosis. Don’t know if it’s the field or the specific doc, but maybe it’s worth a look?

I’m not entirely convinced they don’t want us poors to die off. Otherwise we’d have an actual healthcare system in the US.

If your vidya game woman doesn’t look like she can carry a pig under each arm she’s not commie sexy enough for me

Or one mall

Buenos tardes mi champurrado

Sorry. Hunam.

holy fuck yes

I forgot to send my thought with the prayers. Sorry! Next time.

oh hey it’s the last level of contra

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they bought instead of rented? iunno

So I just did a quick analysis of war lengths after and including WWII, and given that this isn’t my area of expertise, but they tend to run around 30 years on average. You either get out quickly or you’re there for generations. Russia is losing troops at a rate that worries me and I’m on Ukraine’s side of the war.

Oh i love the nurse advice line. My experience with that line is that their advice is “if it takes more than a bandaid to fix it, you need to go to the emergency department” and they’ve never heard of urgent care.

Oh, they’ll find a way. Let me tell you mylar papercuts leave nice scars.

The only reason this is oniony is athletes aren’t expected to be in their forties

I double dog dare you

why don’t we just bring a shitload back from saturn or something

I could have sworn they were hot air generators