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14 days agoThey do? Oh… oh, I might need therapy.
They do? Oh… oh, I might need therapy.
Well, I’m not getting sex
, so I guess someone has to.
Get yer doggone hands out ya friggin pockets howcopy
If you said that out loud, would you have said, “lifelong Mizzuran”?
I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
It’s never been this easy to see the clear, concise evidence presented on a silver platter.
Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.
“WHAT’S UP GAMERS. Today, I’m gonna be doing another tier list and this time it’s gonna be… yep! You guessed it! Skydiving deaths!”
The downside: You have to shit them yourself.