Explain that to your insurance company

Well, that’s brazarre

And gluten free

Fake news, I know because I have alternative facts

Are shower thoughts supposed to be serious? I don’t know the culture in this sub yet.

Just when you think they can’t get more racist

Which stands for Totally Lacking Content

It’s only anecdotal, but it seems to me whenever the cops show up it gets worse.

We have freedom of religion. You can be any kind of Christian you want.

True, greed killed it.

Yes, they have people I don’t know trying to sell me things I don’t want and can’t afford just so some bigwig could buy a second yacht.

Well that sucks

That’s odd, I didn’t know that.

Which reminds me. Reality TV isn’t real.

USA cable crap

I used to have a TiVo

So I’m supposed to know about an article that was written a decade ago. It’s a joke, relax.

Are you sure you weren’t smoking something

Capitalism at its best

Natural selection