This is how they get ya.
The trick is to become okay with immense disappointment
A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
…better now?
Instructions unclear, bought everything on that list.
Not only am I broke now, but I have no idea what dish to use those carcinogens in.
Because quarter pounder just sounds better than eighth kilogrammer
Since the latter doesn’t follow from the former, refuting the first point doesn’t automatically refute the second. Nice try, Lake Superior, but you might want to brush up on formal logic.
If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…
Just turn around then?
Probably because you forgot to take a picture
That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
No, K cups look like this:
It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.