Cannon dismissed the documents case Monday morning. That was some slick cover. (I’m not saying the shooting was fake, but I am saying that she probably wouldn’t have done that in a calmer news cycle.)

MMORPGs!

For the people saying that the shoes comment is odd, take moment to do some reading, or watch a video, about how people react to trauma.

Basically, it’s not outrageous that his brain locked on a seemingly unimportant detail. Humans are very weird sometimes.

I would create a trust for my daughter, an annuity for my wife that includes payments for healthcare, and a separate fund for property tax and home maintenance to ensure my daughter has a residence and doesn’t have to settle later in life.

Next, I would through my friend list (it’s not big) and pay off mortgages for those that have them, and purchase homes outright for those that don’t.

Finally, I would use the remaining funds to buy up and then forgive US medical debts for pennies on the dollar. This last one would probably exhaust the funds, but would have the broadest positive impact on people.

So, like, are you a cop?

But … the Boston Bomber.

We honestly don’t have the infrastructure to support an efficient genocide of liberal ideology due in large part to conservative politics. They defeated themselves.

Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”

Yeah … we did accidentally nuke that planet. Our bad.

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

Can I teach ANY part of the bible?

God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.

I updooted both of you.

Nah man. This is really bad.

Man-erkind?

And my prediction is you’re gon’ probably fall, Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall.

Is this Lemmy’s most despised post?

It obviously didn’t slow down her clubbing.

-@SnausagesinaBlanket

It’s what Muhammad would have wanted.

Edit: Amusingly, explaining the search results for “Rule 34 Muhammad” to my 10-year-old daughter was less awkward than I anticipated.

I’m doing my part!

I’ve been in the men’s, had a women walk in and enter a stall, and didn’t give a fuck. We’re both adults. She either made a mistake or didn’t want to wait. Either way, it did not impact me.