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Convicted, not just accused. Crazy. Either a lot of powerful people really hated this guy or there’s more to this story we’ll never know.
Edit: I just smoked a joint and I get it now. He’s probably a professional fall guy. This is what he does for a living.
I’m OK with actual honest to goodness videos on lemmy generally. It’s those fucking gifs that drive me up the fucking wall. Gifs should be banned from lemmy, they’re so heavily abused. 3 out of 4 “video” posts is actually just a 100mb+ gif. Use any fucking thing other than gifs. Fuck gifs. If I had a time machine I would go back in time just to prevent gifs from getting invented just so people would stop posting 1 minute long gifs all over lemmy. In fact, maybe I should plot and scheme to sneak the removal of gif support from the lemmy software git repo somehow the same way hackers got that ssh virus in.
Fuck gifs. Everyone needs to stop choosing to use them instead of any other format. Literally anything else would be better. Even drawing a representation of what happened in crayon would be better than posting a gif. If videos are too complicated to figure out you need to be posting a picture or maybe just go outside. Fuck.
I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
C9H9N smells like poo
No, but the skills you learn by spending 100% of your spare time fixing all the stuff that gets borked after every update prepares you to take better advantage of the easier distros and be more efficient with them.
Yawn. He’s been crossing a new line every day since 2016 just about. This isn’t news.
But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.
“and then Trump finally lost because he committed the mortal sin of adultery which angered God, the end.”
That’s the story magats are going to tell to future generations.
So will the Republicans start trying to get rid of copyright law and legalize piracy? That would be… Awkward.
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In America terrorists are too stupid to spend even a single brain cell coming up with a strategy besides “shoot up a school cuz that’s what they all do”.
Before 9pm? What a random qualifier. Let’s ban shoe commercials on every 2nd Tuesday of months with more than 2 vowels because why not.
Kamala Harris ate my dog it’s true I saw it on youtube
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Possession of marijuana is already illegal in Japan. Now they’re sending anyone to prison that’s tests positive for thc metabolites. Boycott these fascists, don’t buy stuff from Japan and don’t support Japanese companies if you can help it.
I’m going to boycott everything having to do with Japan from now on then. Putting people in jail over thc metabolites is absolutely wrong and absolutely unacceptable.
Polishing cloth compatibility? Does using a non apple screen wiping cloth brick the phone now?
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Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔”
If I don’t have anything floral and penile enough, I’ll compensate by using the word “moist” several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.