I can’t believe you’ve done this 🙁

She announced it in March, as well as the fact that he’s genderfluid. Their gender is confusing to all, but F1NN5TER undoubtedly feels better on e.

L setup without bird

W setup with bird

Estrogen makes you look younger. He’s like 23 in this pic

Chivalry is a word that should be kept far away from cute girls kissing each other 😤

I don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔

There’s nothing good about being a noble. Nobility and chivalry should mean evil and cruel, not good and virtuous. All knights are bastards; eat the aristocrats!

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My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

They panting bc car hotter than cell

I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs

Most of these terms and phrases are modern, but some wouldn’t be out of place in the past. Demure and Chalant aren’t new words, only more popular now. Locked in is a common phrase I’ve heard since I was a kid! Lover boy? Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy? Are you fucking kidding me?

These might have additional context attached to them when compared to the past, but they shouldn’t be incomprehensible. Whoever made this isn’t just out of touch with current culture, but culture in general 😑

That’s what would make them using the slang correctly so funny.

Nah, this is largely gen z slang. Still agree with you though.

It’s not the smut that rots your brain; being terminally online rots your brain. Some of the most brainrotted individuals are conservative and anti porn. It’s not an issue with the content as much as the medium. Capitalism often drives the worst of it.

Conservatives are so brainrotted that they struggle to make insults that actually stick. They can’t call out Kamala for being a cop, the main thing the left dislikes about her, because that would encourage the right wing democrats who worry about her being weak on crime. They can’t call her a leftist DA, as not only was she was fairly standard in her time, the left would actually recognize that as a good thing.

All they have is the racist and transphobic bigotry they used on Michelle Obama, which will mostly alienate libs and reinvigorate the left. Not even Trump can find an angle that hits hard, and he’s the master of that. They can’t fall back on policy, as they’ve abandoned popular policy completely. Trump’s killing of the immigration bill and his bonkers economic platform show how unserious they are about any of the issues they claim to care about.

Aww, people keep trying to save the guy falling off the bridge 😥

The US got so good at ruining other countries that we ruined our own. The birds always come home to roost