I’d rather be sleeping.
Just get the tattoo. Your parents are already disappointed anyway. Live your life.
Means there’s a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral
most of the rats weren’t.
An armed minority is harder to oppress.
Usually contact info for the person who tagged it.
I love your personality and think we could be great friends, too.
Best Fallout game ever.
I’m desperate for drama-free car stuff. I was excited that Pumphrey stepped away from everything to start his own channel, then his first video was him emotionally talking into the camera for 45 minutes.
Aluminium, a metal legal in England, is banned in the US while Aluminum, a metal legal in the US, is banned in England
(We know when you make the) sacrifice to come to church that you will be blessed. We know that at church (you will find god blah blah…)
There was awhile where instagram was feeding me this ad nonstop, I must have been sinning extra hard that week.
Like the Kardashians for middle-aged men.
“What were you doing?”
Not working.
The autograph one was an “autograph dealer” that was repeatedly getting autographs to sell. He had been following Kanye around, popping up at restaurants, etc… Not saying it was right, just giving some context.
I thought I was buying printer ink but when I got to the self checkout I realized it was actually gala apples
This is what would freak me out about work-from-home. If you can do your job from your living room, someone can probably also do it from China (and for a lot less money).
I like Cinnamon.
Gotta go at least that deep, or he’ll dig himself back out
A coworker of mine got skunked last fall. He hatched this whole revenge plan to trap it and then shoot it on halloween night, when the shot would be mistaken for a firecracker. The skunk must have caught wind because he skipped town.
Right.