I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
I stopped giving conservatives the benefit of the doubt around the point where the Republican party had every chance, every opportunity to go with any other nominee this year, claw back some sense of decorum… and then they chose the Oompa Loompa again. In 2020, at least it made sense for them to hold on to the incumbency advantage, and in 2016, Hillary was a horrible candidate and it’s no wonder she lost.
You know it was free to not post this, right? It would’ve cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.
And yet here we are.
God, wouldn’t that be amazing? Things actually getting done instead of our legislators sitting with their thumb up their asses.
Well, less of them sitting with their thumb up their asses.
oh boy, between this and robinson, it’s getting real dumb real fast
ya love to see it
every time I learn something new about Ohio, I like it just a little bit less, and I already fucking hate Ohio.
God, will someone just punch him already?
SIGTERM: stop that.
SIGKILL: That was not a request.
Case power button: listen here you little shit
This is exactly why he gives me the heebie jeebies. That fuck would sell out his own mother for a Klondike bar.
I know we used to find common ground and reach across the aisle, and I just don’t know how we’ll ever get back there now, to be quite honest. In that way, the American political landscape in the last 50 years has gotten much, much worse.
I’m honestly not sure how much of that you can attribute to foreign powers vs. Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and Dick Cheney (off the top of my head – there are many more), but it’s interesting to think about.
I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this
Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.
I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.
If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.
You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?
Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.
“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever
Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘
no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.
What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”
I’m still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.
now, I just don’t know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I’m just existing and waiting to die.
Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it’s a shit one.
lol
Furthermore: lmao
Life imitates art, I’m sure I’ve seen this in a comedy movie at some point. I just never thought anyone would be dumb enough to say it in real life.