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I’m explaining to the people downvoting that the cartoon man in this meme is from a show written by the man scottmeme is linking to on youtube. And the phrase, “Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!” Is a common meme from that fandom (and said by what is probably my favorite villain of all time.)

That’s Alex Hirsch. He made Gravity Falls. He voiced Bill Cipher. He also voiced King on Owl House.

Same episode that gave us the amazing, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It’s the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

The coastal mathematicians are just into math to screw you and take your money. The geniuses at πzo really captured the spirit of the math.

(I had to go a long way to get to πzo but I’m glad ai got there.)

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

I need to add here (because I always do on the off-chance that it might help someone) that you can have too low of blood sugar depending on your specific genetics. I had an a1c of 3.8 when I was doing keto. I had basically had nondiabetic hypoglycemia for so long I was no longer showing symptoms. Please see a doctor if you do anything too dramatic, diet-wise.

I am not storing my info anywhere for any reason.

Binders full of women, you say?

I would absolutely download a car that would destroy every pot in this shop for me.

I keep rereading it, and it keeps making me laugh.

Society.

Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It’s not good.

Huh. I have my own sayings for both of those scenarios. "The best way to be interesting is to be interested."

I should read this book.

…but I am already in my pajamas.

I’ve never seen it before now, and I loved it. (If you’re reading this and haven’t seen it, go watch it, because the one thing someone else mentioned in a comment would’ve been funny if I wasn’t expecting it.)

The end of the bit was what really did it for me.

Thank you.

Hey, I just did that a year ago this November 1st!

Man, am I glad I did. And man, was it so worth it.

Danny Devito.

…I’m a woman.

I will die mad about them not calling the Pepsi and Peeps combo, “Peepsi.”

Universe Man is usually kind to smaller man, so he let’s Triangle think he’s won.