Catfish
Catfish
What, uh… what answers were you expecting in here, OP?
I remember my dad slapping me in the face for pronouncing “water” like an American. A bunch of odds and ends like that.
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Joke Answer: Star Trek Theme
Everyone dies since everyone is guilty of at least one crime. Fortunately there are no prison guards or cops, since they’re all awaiting trial in jail too.
I feel like I’ve taken the slippery slope in the other direction.
For odd outcomes, every birth results in a death down the line, so banning mums or something.
In the 40k Infantrymans Uplifting Primer, the penalty for attempted suicide was death by firing squad.
Base building?
I’ve started using a broom for most things, only using the vacuum for corners and carpets. I realised I was cleaning less because the noise stressed me out
It was certainly a movie.
This is as good as it gets. Everyone struggling to rent, find jobs, finding out that a substantial portion of people around you hate you.
Bees, but only because I’m allergic.
Or collapse bridges
My hand is a lot smaller than a chicken, so I hope everyone is prepared to have roast my hand as well
These are the well paid conspiracists making up climate change nods
(My memory of phds on campus was they were very overworked and desperate for cash, I assume conspiracy theorists whose conspiracy relies on the silence of many grads do not know many phds)
Huh, I can only speak from my experience. I have a couple of thermometers in my room that give decimals, but my air con doesn’t give decimal options and the government meteorological service doesn’t either. I certainly don’t think I can tell the difference between 39 and 39.2.
So advanced, the smartest guys from the US are needed to pilot it. Top men!
I find it interesting that there are apparently true believers out there who think the Abram’s is an ontologically godlike tank and that it’s historical record is not the result of overmatched technology and overwhelming air superiority
It probably is :( I feel like I’ve burned myself a lot trying to get back to doing things before things are healed
Stand of the tide seems maximum or minimum.
Idk the answer to your question, but it seems like there should be one. Equitide or something.
Ok, but like… Everyone down the chain gets the joke, I don’t know what the problem is. Open your wine with the penis thing
I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about. Do you think that a random party guy in Siberia can just say “Nope, the USSR cannot get any oil now” and nothing would be done and he’d be showered in women and coke? Or… Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
I saw a numbat at the zoo. Very rare, almost extinct, pretty skittish so even if you do go to their exhibit they’re often hiding from everyone