Hey… This is Moe Szyslak’s enemies list! They just deleted his name and put Nixon’s!
just a sad trans girl looking for laugh-out-louds
Hey… This is Moe Szyslak’s enemies list! They just deleted his name and put Nixon’s!
We’re already using that on the org chart.
Banned from club: penguins
But can I take them home? What if they have a collar with a name tag that has my neighbor’s address on it? Or what if they’re wearing a leash being held by a person who won’t stop saying “Please put my cat back down”?
The answer is still no.
Shout-out to all my homies who are tired all day, avoid screens before bed, read for a bit, journal, do mindful meditation, and take melatonin, but nonetheless lie in bed staring at their eyelids for 2 hours before slipping into a kind of restless unconsciousness that’s too long and groggy to be a nap but too short to be a refreshing night of sleep.
H0, H1, and Hbruh
That’s the face I make when an experiment that should only have 2 possible outcomes somehow leads to a completely uninterpretable third outcome.
What if this was just a scheme to get everyone free monitoring
lol what about at the beginning, or what if i giggle in another way at the end hehe
I feel like I’ve never heard this before, ever.
If only it were so easy
Where article? Am I stupid?
He’s got the vibe of a guy who once lost a pull-up contest and had his ego severely damaged over it. So he went home and trained on nothing but pull-ups for years until he got really good at them. And now he goes around challenging everyone to pull-up contests, insists that pull-ups are the superior form of exercise, crashes school board meetings demanding that kids be required to do a certain number of pull-ups in order to graduate, and advocates for this bizarre idea of tying voting rights to how many pull-ups you can do.
Like, we get it. You like pull-ups. A lot. You think they’re important. But not everybody does, and certainly not enough to serve as a basis for voting rights.
He should be happy we don’t have political power tied to some other person’s stupid niche hobby. Like owning real estate.
Obama, Obamala, 'bamala, Kamala
I ain’t been out anywhere damn near long enough for them to now try to make sundresses some kinda symbol of patriarchal domesticity cult bullshit. I’m trans, I’m out, and if the sun’s out too, I’m wearing a sundress. Goddammit.
Homesteading I could take or leave lol
Dang what for?
“Can you think of any laws that give government the power to make decisions about the male body?”
Saved you a click if that’s all you’re interested in. But if you want to see him flim-flam and squirm for 45 seconds, definitely click.
Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time