to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

I had to run an alias every time I wanted to change the brightness on my laptop, and it defaulted to max brightness every time it was restarted.

I get that if I was a better person I could just pull myself by my bootstraps and teach myself to sync the brightness buttons on the keyboard to work again but I’m not. On windows it just worked.

In the unlikely event that I don’t win, there’s no point in being mad at my opponent. It was simply a skill difference. (I don’t play games with shitty balance)

Admittedly I haven’t played it in, like, five years but when I did it only had banner ads in the pause menu

I say “gg” because it was fun. I had a good time.

Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector. You put down furniture. Cats sleep on the furniture. You get gold to buy more funiture, and the cycle repeats.

“don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” words to live by.

interesting, but unless I get some grand awakening I’m probably not gonna be doing that

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/12/ultrakill-has-buttplug-support-now-if-thats-of-any-interest-to-you/

Wait competitive games too??

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

So the parents can start using the new pronouns right?

…right?

Ad Hominem? I should’ve guessed someone like YOU would stoop so low.

How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

My username relatives, including Mossy Feathers

With enough practice you could even beat up 17 year old girls!

that’s because co-op multiplayer >> competitive multiplayer

It’s Heroes of the Storm but I think I like your ideas better

“Well pard, I reckon I can make that happen”