I mean looks like he’s playing gta sa so at least he has good taste

edit: also it’s ‘its’

that synth sound will never get old

I was also on Verizon forever since I could always smugly claim more bars than my poor friends

now that I’m kicked off my family plan and I actually have to pay for it and daycare and a mortgage I switched to mint and it works better than my wife’s Verizon

wait wat

One day Shizuo Kakutani . . . was teaching a class at Yale. He wrote down a lemma on the blackboard and announced that the proof was obvious. One student timidly raised his hand and said that it wasn’t obvious to him. Could Kakutani explain? After several moments’ thought, Kakutani realized that he could not himself prove the lemma. He apologized, and said that he would report back at their next class meeting.

After class, Kakutani went straight to his office. He labored for quite a time and found that he could not prove the pesky lemma. He skipped lunch and went to the library to track down the lemma. After much work, he finally found the original paper. The lemma was stated clearly and succinctly. For the proof, the author had written, “Exercise for the reader.” The author of this 1941 paper was Kakutani.

I think he’s talking about everyone driving to the game and idling in the parking lot in addition to the jets

ha.

I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

they’d just make nesting doll structured holding companies with all profits going to the top but any losses being contained within each branch

actually this sounds like a great idea BRB gotta register some LLCs in Delaware

definitely not an obscure meme

vertebra is the singular form of vertebrae

which does not rhyme with day but rather dee or die

all I know about juggalos is that magnet meme and this episode of tv

I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes

https://youtu.be/2nXpVl9l43A

lol umadbro?

exorcist shows up, trained at the Vatican, knows Greek, Hebrew, Latin (vulgate)

demon only speaks akkadian and a little conversational assyrian (like a kindergartener), understands sanskrit since his mom spoke it at home but can’t speak it himself

exorcism turns into a comedy of hand gestures and speaking very slowly and loudly with increasing levels of frustration on both sides

possessed kid whips out phone and tries to get ai to help but parents won’t let them pay for pro

what is with this pose why are white people like this

*effect

and they’ll say “OMG they’re censoring trump because they can’t handle the truth deep state lizard people!!!oneone”