Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water
And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!
At first I imagined actually getting into the fetal position and rolling on the ground, but then I realized that’s only my fetish… You were obviously talking about trains.
Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…
Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…
Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
The Lion, the Witch, and the SMÅGÖRA
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.