Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
He’s not entirely wrong. For example, the guy who created Facebook frequently overestimates his value.
To give to trick or treaters.
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
Ah wallet inspector
Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
Yell at clouds
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
Presumably on a toilet.
Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
I see no flaw in that logic.
What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
It’s better than Beat the Kids. The government frowns down on that.