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Idiot #1 “How do you spell farm?”
Idiot #2 “E I E I O”
Idiot #1 “How do you spell farm?”
Idiot #2 “E I E I O”
“I would rather be with the people of this town, than with the finest people in the world.”
“What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? … A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.” – Shelly Duvall, Roxanne 1987
Edit: I can’t believe that after all these years I just got that Steve Martin’s character ‘C.D. Bales’, C.D. stands for Cyrano de Bergerac.
You know what they say…
A billion here, a billion there, eventually you’re talking about real money.
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).
Hey, at least they drew the 4th box.
Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.
How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?
I wonder what percentage of us don’t.
I’ve never liked horror movies or roller coasters or anything like that.
Long cold days and short colder nights?
intensive, unless you’re growing some kind of laxative.
“It tastes like feet!”
Hand down the front of your pants?
Answer: Groucho Marx
Question: What do you get when someone beats you with a Groucho.
“Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
I’m sure it hasn’t happened yet.
I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
Two colors, amber for slowing, red for hard braking.