I would want them to let me choose the name.

I highly doubt they did anything remotely like “hacking” the seed phrase. I don’t care for cryptocurrency, but I hate cop bullshit even more, so here’s my 2 cents.

or just found it written somewhere in the house?

this one.

A seed phrase is just an encoding of a long binary number which can be used to derive the secret key. Trying all the possibilities probably isn’t possible, and I think it’s also unlikely that they found a way to weaken it. What they probably did is find it and type it in. They DID raid the dude’s house, where he was probably keeping a copy of it.

“Twenty or thirty years ago, police did not hack, that was not a thing that they did, but that’s very much part of the bread and butter of a modern police force nowadays,” Mr Uren said.

LMAO fuck off with this. I don’t doubt they have some tech guys on hand. I don’t think they have access to the quantum computer you’d need for this.

I don’t care for a lot of what Apple does, but there’s no denying they understand how to make money–and how to avoid losing it.

So what did you do with them once they were trapped? I imagine lifting that box would be putting your own life at risk, but even if you survived that you now have a feral cat to deal with.

I like how menacing this headline is.

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Admittedly the image quality is “this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented”, but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It’s depicted as falling out of a tree.

I don’t see how it statistically benefits the company. Whether I sell you the right thing, or the wrong thing, I still sold you something. So why not try to make it the right thing so I come back?

A cucumber tree? Sir, this is a science community.

We’re censoring out the letters “wtf” now? Fucking seriously?

Can someone kick this guy in the nuts? I don’t really care about this news, I just think that should happen to him, every day.

You can’t name just one time he lied because if you refer to any specific statement he’s made, it contains at least two lies.

That’s what he said last time. Only two things will actually stop him: the death of the Republican Party or his own

Are the staffers who quit still Republicans? Yeah? No points for integrity then. You were getting paid to make the world worse, and now you’re getting out because you got caught.

I did get a chuckle out of this though:

The facility will need to be fully restaffed

Yeah, it’s been 45 years, I don’t think those folks were waiting around for the place to reopen.

Jesus Christ.

Look, I’m in favor of nuclear power. We have new designs that are much, much safer than the ones that failed back in the 80’s. Even so, we can get a Fukushima event; not world-ending but still pretty terrible.

The thing is, no matter how safe the design, Microsoft and other companies dialed in on greed–especially companies for whom power generation is not their core competency–can be trusted to cut corners until those safe designs become dangerous again.

And Three Mile Island WAS NOT A SAFE DESIGN.

What the fuck are we doing?

Ah. This one was subtle, but I should have figured it out from panel 4. Thanks!

idgi

Why do you assume it’s not happening already?

Only once? I guess neither of them enjoyed it