Mine sweeper on my dad’s 286 when I was 4.

After raging and breaking my keyboard over my knee and hiring a lawyer to go after the music players creator for showing me a useless pop-up.

What was the question again?

In addition It’s also not a good idea to nuke a place you intend to occupy.

Not much. You can’t spend enough of their money before they stop your spending and start collecting it.

How much credit can you get without a high income or a lot of assets? Hopefully much smaller than your mortgage (which is that the 2008 crisis was about).

Exactly what happens depends on law where you live. Here you’d get a court order: First confiscation of cash or cash equivalents. Second sale of assets, in the end your pay would be garnished. Since not everyone is forced to sell their house (like 2008) the price drop would be smaller but spread across the entire economy.

Unless you’re willing to illegally work without a contract and only take cash payments they will get their money back.

Anyone who did not participate in it would have a good time buying cheap stuff in the forced sale.

Legalize it, tax it, regulate it like any other job.

I’d not buy any, even when single.

I would consider selling before a lot of other jobs. Depends on the money really. Not much of a market for straight, average looking, men in their 30s however.

Very far north in Scandinavia:

Keys left pocket. Phone right pocket. Earbuds right pocket. Wallet (debit card and ID really) right leg pocket.

I check the forecast in the summer, if rain during the day then put on jacket. Peak temp 20°C or above use shorts.

In the winter I check temperature. +5 to -15 thin gloves -15 to -30 thick gloves. -30 to -40 carefully consider if I have to go out. -40 or less: take a picture of the thermometer and send it to people in the south to make them feel better about their life choices.

Simplified at the cost of accuracy:

On a scale from 1-10 on attractiveness you get ±1 for being below/above one standard deviation on intelligence.

Other standard deviations: Sad/happy ±2 Mean/kind ±1. Different/same life goals ±5.

Gmail since 2002 or something. Steam account if emails don’t count.

Edit: Wow account could be older than steam account. I honestly can’t remember.

Edit2: Yep, wow account is a 4 years older than my steam. Turns out I lost my first steam account that did not really have any games on it and instead of recovering it I just registered a new one. Doing this research of my own history was a questionable use of my evening but apparently necessary to get it out of my head.

Dog, so that I could lick my own… belly…

You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.

I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.

I did half a backflip once.

I was wearing a helm and got away with a concussion that kept me home for a week.

Anything repetitive. I just care less and less and quality suffers accordingly.

How many restaurants do they need to qualify as a chain?

There is this local burger place that makes fast food burgers but of slightly better quality than the usual suspects.

Otherwise they tend to be the same to me.

I used some app that was basically a gui for ssh/scp. Works wonders.

I don’t want kids so that narrows down the dating pool to something more like a dating puddle.

I generally keep to myself. Every social skill I have comes from deliberate practice.

I did manage to find a girl. What I did:

Figure out what my strengths are and in what situations I get to show them. I get compliments on having a pleasant voice. So anywhere I’ll talk some is good.

Work on mitigating your weaknesses.

Work on being a {pick one or more: fun/pleasant/useful/positive/etc} person to be around.

What I did not tell you is how long I had to do this.

Carmageddon 2 is the racing game I played the most of. Followed by Need for speed 3.

Both very old because I have not done much racing games since then.

Eggs. I did not like them at all (except as an ingredient in pancakes) for a quarter of a century. Now I do like myself a hard boiled egg with a pinch of salt for breakfast

For me personally? Most likely worse, so far 2024 has been good with unusually few issues. I expect 2025 to regress to the mean amount of misfortune.

Work, gmail with a regrettable name i picked in my teens and can’t be bothered to migrate away from. Other gmail that I only have on my phone. Work mail, personal mai with firstname@uniquesurname

Given the opportunity move somewhere where your rent to pay ratio is better.

I’d make more living in a big city. I have much more leftover every month by living in a small town far away from everything.