I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I’m 6’ 2" and she’s 4’ 11"
I’m 6’2" and she’s 4’11"
Holy fuck, My wife and I died laughing at this.
I think you just rediscovered yoga pants
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it.
I wish I had as much raw Charisma as “A Bug With A Big Ass”
My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can’t stand anything that reminds me that I’m built like a fridge and look like I’m cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.
when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.
i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.
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I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn’t feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don’t have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there’s no reason you can’t get enough nutrients.Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
I am tempted even if thiccer cheeks would probably adversly affect my climbing abilities.
Just use your ass to climb, problem solved.
Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn’t shit myself 😅
Orgain vegan is my preferred protein. I like the simple one that is much harder to find
how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
Tape it back 😋
SUPER supportive undies work too if you don’t want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
A mere tape won’t hold back my random, but strong erection.
Chasity cage it is then
Short
Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
Have a small dick.
✂️
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No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.
Recently, I learned that a (female) friend of mine has what can only be described as a body hair fetish. As in, “you’re not hairy enough for my taste,” level of fetish. You might be surprised.
I do think at some point you really can’t call them shorts. Some of the “shorts” men wear are more like wide leg capri pants.
I just want to know why men can’t have stretchy comfy pants like women do.
I’d probably end up inadvertently offending somone? Tight pants and external genitalia are an interesting combination.
While tight shirts and external secondary sex distinctions are mostly not an issue.
I mean society seems to think so? Frankly also I just typically get uncomfortable with people peeking down at my crotch. I don’t generally wear tight pants for that reason because I’m not looking for that kind of attention.
It’s just that the focus goes a lot more to nipples. If you wear a tight shirt with external secondaries you better wear a bra or be prepared to get started on or even get shit from people.
Yeah, we live in a weird world based around absurd prudish values. I do believe it’s increasingly less frowned upon in some European countries, especially Denmark in my experience.
Psst you can buy men’s stretch jeans that are regular fit- they don’t need to be tight to be stretchy pants.
Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.
Instructions unclear started riding at 28 with lycra while on my fat ass.
