Sir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
Weight can be altered with behavioural changes. You can lose weight through hard work. Height can’t be significantly altered without surgery (or hurting yourself, I guess).
Maybe something like “what’s your cup size” may be closer but even that’s variable based on diet and exercise.
5’ 7"
How much do you weigh?
Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.
Weight can be altered with behavioural changes. You can lose weight through hard work. Height can’t be significantly altered without surgery (or hurting yourself, I guess).
Maybe something like “what’s your cup size” may be closer but even that’s variable based on diet and exercise.
It’s really no surprise so many people on here complain they can’t get a girlfriend. Imagine being so butthurt over a simple question.
My comment was intended as a joke.
Responding like that in reality would be slightly unhinged, much like the response in the comic.
I guarantee a large portion of the people upvoting you fantasize about this happening, so they can come back with their “witty” remark.
I’ve seen this exact thing all over here/reddit and trust me, it’s rarely a joke.