But he’s waving hi! all friendly

Weird that you just described Trump exactly.

You know I was walking barefoot when I got a woke in my foot. Woke is just laying around everywhere like that.

Science doesn’t back the crystals, it backs the placebo effect.

Wife, for years, thought the “second hand” on a clock was called that because it was the “2nd” hand on the clock…which confused her. Took her over 30 years to realize it’s the “seconds” hand because it counts seconds.

Zelensky wasn’t offered a ride out of Ukraine? Is that what RT tells you?

Zelensky could have fled. He refused. Ukrainians could have surrendered, they refused surprising everyone. Putin will never stop unless he is stopped. To support Ukraine surrendering is to support many many more Ukrainian deaths in the future.

The West offered Zelensky a way out and to give up the moment the war started. He and his country refused and asked for weapons to defend themselves against a tyrant that will never stop. How exactly did the west force Ukraine to fight?

I guess the point is… it doesn’t matter so who cares. People used to think marrying outside your race was very very “weird”.

Oh no my coffee is now beans. There’s more and more!

Facing worlds

So he might be uh… going to uh…Argentina maybe? Just a little flight to Argentina? To get away from it all? A little Argentina trip?

Just one so-lo-tion

Sounds like something a warlock would say.

No one claims it’s true. It’s always just been a joke.

You like my hooters eh?

Presidential pick is for pleasing a certain demographic

Weird that you like Trump more than Shapiro.

Then you are not the target audience for a vp pick.

Jamaicans are mostly descendants of West African slaves. I guess they were not black either?